Married Freaks

I just posted the “To Be Taken Orally” entry moments ago and then realized that it was only the fourth entry that we’ve published here since April. I’m sorry. I knew very well that we had let time get away from us and had not kept up with the blog very well but I had no idea that it had been so dead for so long. I really don’t know how all of you bloggers do it! I will try my hardest to do better in the future. And I’ll poke Penny with a fork and make her post something. Perhaps she could live blog while I plug her or something. That could be fun but don’t be shocked if a lot of the content comes out like “iowin;IVCOipfew?[,ncdh;OLIWoIEHF”.

Additionally I’d like to point out a feature that Penny installed on our little website. In the tab bar above this text right next to Home and About Us you will see a tab labeled Ask Us Anything. Here you will find a simple contact form that prompts you to ask a question. Any question. You may give a name (real or fake) or you may submit a question in complete anonymity. Often times we don’t write because we can’t think of anything to write about. So this is a shameless plea for reader supplied content. Is that lame? I think that it could lead to some really fun discussions. You may ask us anything you want but I’d like to see some awkward and probing questions. Go ahead and challenge us! I won’t guarantee that we’ll answer all the questions but I have a feeling that we’ll be answering quite a few of them.

To voyeurs and other curious types.  My husband, Clint, has already introduced himself so I figured I should do so as well. I’m Penelope, but you can call me Penny. I’d love to tell you what to expect from this little collection of finely formed pixels, but honestly I’m not sure I know myself. It should range from fantasy to reality to dreams and adventures. I hope it’s sexy. Otherwise, we are missing the point. Just the idea of getting started with this has made things more sexy around the house anyway.
As Clint already mentioned, we’ve been happily married for over a decade. Friends seek our advice often for how to be that way. A big part of that, is paying special attention to your sexuality. Married sex doesn’t have to be boring and mundane (or even worse, non-existent). But it can be difficult to talk openly about that in Sunday school or over cocktails with friends. I hope this can be a place where we can answer some of the questions you never felt comfortable asking and give you a window into the lives of sexually active parents that still want to get their freak on. Neither of us are therapists, so understand that everything we tell you here is based on our own experiences.
Now, lets have some fun!

Welcome to Married Freaks (the little sex blog that could).  Call me Clint.  My wife, Penelope and I have been together for over a decade now.  Apparently we’ve done something right, as we are deeper in love now than we were when we got married.  We have an intense and passionate relationship, and we love to experiment sexually.  Neither of us have been the type to read sex blogs.  We’ve watched some porno together both on and offline but never really been into the sex blogs.  Not too long ago, we got turned on (heh) to Quizzical Pussy.  She writes about doing stuff that I’m likely to never want to try, and yet she writes it in a way that seems reasonable enough.  She can describe acts that might disgust me in a way that make them not.  When I discovered her blog, I had to sit down and read it – all of it.  Penny and I were inspired.  We decided that we needed to write a sex blog of our own.  So, here we are.  You’ll hear from her before too long, and I will write my thoughts on sex, marriage, and relationships as well.  I’ve got stories that I want to share, and I’d love an audience to share them to.  I’m not likely to share any over-the-top shocking stuff, but we certainly aren’t the most tame couple out there either.  This should be fun for all of us.