Married Freaks

Ok. That’s a dirty lie. But it got your attention didn’t it? Penny did in fact wear sexy lingerie around the house today. Two mad orgasms before noon is not bad by anyone’s standards right? Of course I mean bad as in insane not bad as in the opposite of good. When the work schedule is odd it’s not at all uncommon for a married couple to find themselves together at the house on a Monday, even on Valentine’s Day. We took advantage of our Monday together to act like a pair of bunnies shot by Cupid’s bow. It was a lot of fun. Repeatedly. We’ve got this little corner of the internet so we can brag so I’m bragging.

As a side I’ve got a question for anyone who might be reading this… For a teddy or romper or something sexy like that, doesn’t a snap-close crotch make way more sense than ‘crotchless’ or full-crotch? The full crotch is a tease because you’ve got to remove the lingerie for action or pull it to the side and that’s entirely too much work when your attention is elsewhere. So-called ‘crotchless’ lingerie is usually uncomfortable in the banging. Penelope says that it’s not terribly comfy to wear and I find that it rubs funny when we get into the motion. The snap crotch wins the day because it can close up between the legs and still grant easy (and worry-free) access without completely removing the garment.

And I know that lingerie is not necessary to a devoted couple’s fun but it does add a little something. It doesn’t at all make the sex but it does make it a little more oo-la-la. Icing on the cake. Am I right? I always ask Penny if she would ever like to see me in something special. She always tells me that she’ll let me know if she thinks of something. I suppose that’s the old Mars versus Venus thing working for us. I like to see her in something special and out of the ordinary. She likes to see me in whatever clothing that isn’t hideous. This is one of the many things I love about women and why I love being married to one. Celebrate the differences people!

So the big chocolate and card exchange holiday is coming up.  Are you making any special plans?

I hope so.  Also, I hope you skip out on the trite flowers and card thing.  Really, get creative.

I’m actually very excited that it falls on a Monday this year.  You want to know why?  Two words: School Day.  I saved a vacation day just for this.  A kid free house on Valentines.

Those of you that are parents know what this means.

Yes.  Loud Sex!  No biting a pillow or muffling for us on Monday.

Hooray for noise!  I plan to spend the day either naked or dressed in something clingy.  Who knows.  Maybe Clint will break out the rope for some kinky action.

I should make sure I’m good and limbered up.

With a winter storm covering most of America right now it seems pointless to be at work. I’m not getting anything done and I can’t stop thinking about sex. I’d much rather be in Penelope. I keep thinking about that warm bed at home and her smooth body pressed against mine. I wonder how hard it would be to work that out. Maybe we could get off early and spend the rest of the day getting each other off. If she could get out of work early I’m sure that I could too. Yes that sounds far more constructive than what I’m doing right now.

It’s not like I mind the realities of life. We’ve all got to work to pay the bills and buy food and all that. but sometimes I think we’d be far better served just staying home and enjoying each other. Today is one of those days. I wouldn’t even mind putting in a little extra time next week to make up for it. I simply lack all motivation to work today. Seriously if I was the boss I would be easy about this kind of thing. Paying someone to show up when they lack all motivation is not smart business. I’d prefer my employees just stayed home on days like this and come back when they’re recharged and ready to work.

I’m all about work today but not for my employer. I want to work with Penny today. I want to work Penny today. I want to eat her pussy until she can’t stand it any longer and has to get my cock in her. Then I want to make that last as long as possible until we climax in unison. And then I want to snuggle in the afterglow until we again get horny from it. And then I want to start all over. I want to bang until we’re both sore and exhausted in a panting, sticky pile. But instead I’m at work and she’s at work. That sucks.

However having written all of that I pretty much have to try. My libido is driving me crazy and I’ve got to do something about it even if I just wind up waiting until this evening anyway. I can practically feel her hips grinding against mine and that’s not helping me focus on what I’m supposed to be doing. I pretty much owe it to my employer to try to go home early to have a two-person orgy. Yeah. That sounds reasonable.