Married Freaks

So I had a reader email and ask for a little more information on the whole epilation experience. I remember that finding that information was challenging to say the least when I went to research it. So I thought you might benefit from the information here.

It is the 5270 X’elle Body system epilator. It does come with the starter head, but I don’t think it makes much difference. It does hurt at first. It comes with a shaving head that gets the hair to the appropriate length. Do not skip that step. Long hairs are WAY more painful. I like to use it immediately after drying off from a hot shower. Helps to still have all your pores dilated from the hot shower. Panasonic actually makes a rechargeable one that can be used in in water. Haven’t tried it myself, but according to some internet forums, it does help with the pain. The major complaint with that one is that the charge doesn’t last long. To start out with, run it with, not against, the direction of growth. It won’t grab as many per pass, but you really don’t want it to when your working with such a sensitive area. Move slowly and keep the skin pulled at tight as possible. I also use it on my legs and under my arms. Since the first pass under my arms, I’ve had no issue with pain at all and it never hurt on my legs. But understand that I also have a high tolerance for pain. Even still, I can do all the bikini area and mound, but haven’t gotten that last strip. But the clippers on it keep everything tidy. Some of the forums recommend using witch hazel or something similar right after epilating. The hair does come back more slowly and it is finer. Using a loofah everyday is pretty much required to prevent ingrown hairs. I still get a few, buy there are fewer and fewer every time. Should go without saying, but you always want it to be clean clean clean for personal areas. Some hair follicles will bleed and skin not pulled tight can get pinched. It doesn’t hurt when it pinches because it happens so fast, but delicate skin will bleed. And don’t try to get it all the first time. You’ll be much happier working just a little bit every day than trying to clear a large swath all at once. And that first pass is the hardest. It gets easier and in fact, eventually just leaves a tingly feeling rather than making you fell like you just used some unholy torture device on your nether regions.

This brings up a really great point. You might have questions that you’ve never felt comfortable asking. I can’t promise that we have all the answers, but as of this moment, you can ask us anything. Unless you tell us, we don’t know who you are. If you want to say this is so-and-so, please don’t publish that, we will honor that too. We will attempt to answer anything we can.

This evening on the porch I asked Penny if she would like to dress up tonight. She said that it sounded like fun and we continued our conversation. When we were back inside with kids in bed she disappeared to the bedroom. When I inocently happened by the doorway she was flipping panties off and digging through the bag of fun costumes. She had a fishnet bodystocking in her hands. “Oh!” I commented “you don’t have to get wild with it. Unless you have something really wild in mind…” And I retreated to the living room to wait patiently.

Soon she came in wearing the fishnet body stocking under the maid’s dress. “So what do you have in mind?” I asked.

She responded “isn’t this what you paid me for?”

There was lots of silly banter and kissing and sucking and licking involved. When I licked her pussy my eyebrow got wet. Yes it seems that the more we branch out in fantasy the more we both enjoy it. I don’t know if that’s necessarily advise by example, but it works for us. We do have fun and we have lots of experimentation left in us.

Body hair specifically. I know that some women like a hairy man. I know that there are a few men out there that like some hair on a woman. Penny doesn’t like overly hairy men and I like a woman to have no hair growing below her nose. Fortunately for both of us we are not very hairy people. I have minimal chest hair and my leg hair kind of tapers off around mid-thigh. There are a few things that I can think of that represent major improvements in our sex life. Hair removal may not be at the top of the list but it’s up there.

There was a point in time that Penny and I both had plenty of untouched bush down below. I asked her one day if she’d ever thought about shaving. She said that she hadn’t really thought about it but it seemed like a lot of work. I asked her if she would shave if I did. She must have thought that I was bluffing when she agreed because she seemed shocked when I presented her with my well shaven cock. She seemed amused and did keep her end of the deal. We discovered how incredibly wonderful hairless sex is. Licking and sucking a hairless pussy is heavenly. I never realized how much I hated long hairs getting between her and me. They were a nuisance and kept me from feeling her fully. For some reason we didn’t maintain our hair-free state at the time and it grew back with much itchiness. That was not pleasant to say the least.

For years after that we didn’t bother to do anything about pubic hair but one day we started clipping it short. Then one day in the shower after she shaved her legs she took her razor and shaved herself clean. I was fascinated. She found that as long as she maintained it it didn’t get itchy. I loved to watch her shave her pussy. I think it was because it was such a novelty. At some point we read on one of the more civilian blogs that we follow about using a depilatory. So out we went and got a bottle of Veet. We found that Veet and Nair work pretty well in sensitive areas but will leave burns every so often. Penny started tweezing her bikini line and eventually bought a Braun epilator. The little German-made Braun has 40 articulated tweezers on its rotating head and it knows its job! It doesn’t hurt like I was afraid it would but it’s still not exactly a picnic to use either.

She basically uses the epilator everywhere below her nose. I’ve been trying to use it between my legs but she got a good head start on me with her manual tweezing. Frankly I don’t care if I never have pubic hair again. With the way my body hair grows it actually looks more natural for me to be without. At this point I can’t imagine turning back. The hairless look is so beautiful to me and the sensitivity is unmatched. Penetration feels deeper and wetter with more flesh and less… …well, hair. It’s kind of like sex uncensored if that makes any sense. When I go down on her instead of producing a soaking wet mop, her juices are free to run over my face and I can feel and taste every little peak and fold of her clit without having to manually part the hair. When she sucks my cock there’s no barrier to keep me from feeling her lips and tongue as they explore my cock and scrotum. Plus when I look at her naked I like to see her pussy instead of bush.

To any of you out there that have not gone hairless I will highly recommend it. I’d also recommend starting slowly. If you take an epilator to a full bush you are likely to injure yourself! But the payoff is well worth the effort.

So we spent Saturday evening out on a friend’s deck enjoying the lovely springtime weather. There was a little wind and delicious food.

And seven naked people.

Yep, Saturday night, Clint and I had dinner with some nudists. We were told the nature of the party when we were invited, but I have to admit that when I approached the door and could see through the glass, a voice in the back of my head said, “Gah! Naked People.”

But they had invited us into their world, so we were determined to overcome the internal awkward freak out and check this phenomenon out.  I mean, we’re all about nudity at home when it’s just the two of us.  Even regular mundane activities like making coffee.  (Just don’t fry things in the nude.  Clothing does have purposes beyond modesty. Ow!)

We’ve just never been nude socially.  Truth be told, we still haven’t.  And the nudists were quite accepting of us ‘textiles.’  So much so that, the evening was certainly less weird and uncomfortable than we had steeled ourselves up for.

One thing of note, if you find yourself at a nudist gathering, take special note of people’s names.  Because you can’t come back later and say, “Oh what was her name in the blue dress?”  Nope, you’re going to find yourself trying to say anything other than, “Oh what was her name with the lovely breasts?”  At which point you’ve just admitted that you looked.  (Oh yes, you did.)  You’re going to see it.  Don’t stare.  Ever find yourself in the direct line of sight of someone’s crotch when they get up from the table where you are seated?  Well at a nudist party, you will see nut sack.  Not because you’ve set out to see it, but it’s just going to happen. But just like no one is there to check each out in the nude, they aren’t hiding their nudity from you.  It’s just a thing that is.  And the sight of such things usually kept private was really only of note to us.  It wasn’t sexy or titillating.  Just different and new.

Conversation was lively and interesting.  There were all different body shapes and sizes there.  At no point did anyone compare bit and pieces.  In fact, it was mostly like any other party, just where the majority of the guests are nude.  We made new friends and enjoyed chatting with old friends.  And in fact, the lady of the house whom we’ve known for some time was far more at ease than we’d ever seen her.  I suppose when it’s all just out there, you can be fairly confident that people aren’t putting on any airs.  At the very least, people have got to put any body image issues aside.

Things of note.  People have a smell.  In fact, each individual has a unique smell.  It’s not a bad smell or anything.  It’s just something that I hadn’t really noticed from anyone beyond Clint because clothing masks a person’s smell.  I’m sure that is due to the detergents and the actual fibers themselves.  And when you hug a naked person, you notice their smell.

Also, it forced me to really observe faces to attach to the names.  And it forces you to get to know a person.  It really is surprising how much the way a person is dressed makes you put them subconsciously into certain boxes.  Or, at least I do anyway.  And no, I don’t think less you you if you aren’t wearing designer duds, but I can make assumptions about your interests if you are wearing a printed t-shirt from some kind of event.  I have a piece of information about you if you choose jeans, shorts, or slacks to a patio party.  Deprive me of those clues, and I’ve got to learn directly from the person.  And that is interesting.

If there are any nudists in our readership, I hope I haven’t crossed any lines or been offensive.  I am really quite grateful to have been invited in and given a sample of the lifestyle.  I no longer have to remind myself that nudists are just regular people.  I know it.  Those that I met were vibrant, friendly, and engaging.  It’s way less weird to me now.

Would I go to another nudist party?  Probably, but I have to admit that I’m just not ready to strip down myself.

It’s no secret that I have a bit of an anal fetish. I’m feeling way too lazy to read my archives but I swear I have touched on it on this blog even. I like some anal play. Before Penny would actually let me try anal sex with her I offhandedly told her that if she let me she could get a strap on and do it back to me. Of course we laughed about it and it never happened. She has tried anal intercourse with me several times and hasn’t really gotten anything out of it in the best case scenario. In the worst she finds it incredibly painful.

Penny has been more adventurous with all kinds of play recently. In February I confessed on Quizzical Pussy that once during oral play Penny asked me to shove a vibrator in her ass and fuck her pussy hard. I happily complied and it was wonderful for both of us. Feeling the buzzing from the vibrator through the tissue between her anus and vagina was incredibly stimulating to me. Additionally there haven’t been too many occasions that I’ve seen that girl cum so hard. And that’s really saying something because she has a lot of good orgasms!

Fast forward to now. Penny has remarked several times in passing recently that she wants to get a strap on so she can fuck me. The first time she did I thought she was teasing but as she repeats it she’s starting to make me think that she actually means it. I hadn’t seriously thought about doing something like that. I am so repulsed by other men that I could never see getting in the same recreational bed with one but a hot chick with a strap on is a different story altogether. In all honesty the idea sounds kind of exciting. Getting anally pounded by my sexy wife and her plastic friend? Yeah. Kind of hot.

If we do buy a strap on I imagine we’ll want to make sure to have some options on the dong itself. Also I may push for a harness that I could also wear and hit her with some DP action. Not that she would necessarily be into that but I’d like to keep the options open. The biggest problem I can see is that those things are expensive! I’ve seen quite a few cheaper ones but it seems that you get what you pay for on some things. I’d just hate to put down the money on one and then find that we weren’t really that into it. Anybody have any suggestions?