Married Freaks

I just posted the “To Be Taken Orally” entry moments ago and then realized that it was only the fourth entry that we’ve published here since April. I’m sorry. I knew very well that we had let time get away from us and had not kept up with the blog very well but I had no idea that it had been so dead for so long. I really don’t know how all of you bloggers do it! I will try my hardest to do better in the future. And I’ll poke Penny with a fork and make her post something. Perhaps she could live blog while I plug her or something. That could be fun but don’t be shocked if a lot of the content comes out like “iowin;IVCOipfew?[,ncdh;OLIWoIEHF”.

Additionally I’d like to point out a feature that Penny installed on our little website. In the tab bar above this text right next to Home and About Us you will see a tab labeled Ask Us Anything. Here you will find a simple contact form that prompts you to ask a question. Any question. You may give a name (real or fake) or you may submit a question in complete anonymity. Often times we don’t write because we can’t think of anything to write about. So this is a shameless plea for reader supplied content. Is that lame? I think that it could lead to some really fun discussions. You may ask us anything you want but I’d like to see some awkward and probing questions. Go ahead and challenge us! I won’t guarantee that we’ll answer all the questions but I have a feeling that we’ll be answering quite a few of them.

I have pretty much always enjoyed giving cunnilingus. I find a vulva to be so kissable and lickable and pretty much irresistible to my mouth. It’s been something of an obsession actually. For a long time Penny was ho-hum about getting head at the best. I don’t think even she knows why it just didn’t do much for her. She would profess to enjoy it but it was clear that it was strictly foreplay to her.

Then one day a couple of years ago it was as if a switch was turned on in her head and suddenly she REALLY LIKED having her pussy eaten. I have only managed to give her the Big O a couple of times this way but have had her softly moaning and whimpering far more often under my tongue. In thinking about it I think it was a couple of factors that made the difference. At our age people tend to start dealing with baggage that we’ve neglected for a long time. She was able to work through some stuff that had her quite inhibited in bed. And I think my skills improved around the same time. I’m not going to claim to be an expert pussy licker or anything but I have refined my technique quite a bit based on her feedback – both verbal (note I didn’t say ‘oral’) and involuntary.

I really like to take my time and bring her to squirming crying Grand Mal Orgasm without using my dick. It feels like a real accomplishment to work someone over and deliberately and meticulously bring them that kind of pleasure. And then I fuck her. Autocunnilingus is one of my favorite fantasy concepts. I have no delusions that Penny will ever get so stretchy and bendy that she can lick her own pussy while I watch but I can dream. And the mental imagery makes me very horny.

Needless to say the pressures of everyday life keep us from these things all too often. Most of the time we settle for quickies because we haven’t properly budgeted our schedule. I need to practice what I preach and make time for sex. It’s entirely too easy to slip and let the circumstances call the shots. But the simple act of writing this down has me a little hot under the collar. I have a feeling that I know exactly what I’ll be doing tonight.