Married Freaks

Firstly there’s nothing wrong with Penny and my love life. I’m still constantly looking for ways to spice it up anyway. I don’t think you can have a love life that’s too spicy. Making sure my boss wasn’t looking over my shoulder I did a quick Google search to see if I could find some fun new positions. Does that make me a complete dork of a horn-dog? Anyways I wound up on this website that has animated demos of 106 different sexual positions. The animations are crude. Well obviously but not like that. Suffice it to say that if porn makes you squeamish this isn’t likely to push your discomfort buttons. The little animated fuckers are cute enough but they aren’t incredibly lifelike. Some of the positions are a little redundant but they’re nice enough to reference the illustrated variations in the description text. Even my abstinent friends would probably enjoy the playful and sometimes witty blurbs that introduce each position. They are grouped into categories and can be searched by thusly. I wonder if Penny is flexible enough to try this even if only for a minute because it looks like fun! We’ve had a lot of fun in positions similar to this or this and I could see exploring a little more in that direction. I don’t think we’ve ever tried anything quite like this but color me intrigued! Lastly this just looks hot and I’m going to have to try it. If it feels half as good as it looks I’ll be happy. The website has a lot of features that I haven’t explored like an advice column and a forum. I just thought the sex positions were so cool I had to share.