Married Freaks

I find myself becoming more and more of  morning person lately.  Maybe that has something to do with daily putting morning wood to good use. Clint pointed out the other day that we were doing it more than eating lately.  And it’s true.  You didn’t really think we were getting all of that done after the requisite hugs and tucking in of offspring, did you?

If you want to have more sex (and why wouldn’t you), sometimes you’ve got to be more creative and flexible about your schedule.  So we work in a nice romp before coffee.  It’s great. You’re already in bed anyway.

Think it won’t work for you?  Well here, lemme give you a few pointers

1. Ditch the flannel PJ pants.

Really, they aren’t hot.  I know they are comfortable.  I know they are warm.  You know what else is warm and comfortable?  Skin to skin cuddling.  How can you resist having some morning play when you wake up with your partner’s naked body already wrapped around yours?  Besides, if you are like me, you’re kind of groggy pre-caffination.  I don’t want to fumble around with drawstrings and whatnot.

2. Think sexy thoughts as you go to sleep

This one has the added bonus of triggering potentially awesome dream fucking.  Sometimes that transfers into your bed and you wake up to find you are acting out your dreams.  That mental picture of your partner’s assets, focus on that. Helps if you just done something fun and sexy with your partner before settling down for the night.

3. Be making as much physical contact as possible as you nod off.

Sexy snuggling leads to sexy mornings.

4. Set that alarm just a few minutes earlier than you really need to get out of bed.

We all have our time crunch in the morning.  I promise you though, there are buttons that are far more fun to press than that snooze.

5.  In that groggy fog, stroke your partner.

Start down the spine.  Over the hips.  Up the thighs.  Work your way into the sensitive areas.

6. Use whatever position you fall into.

Are you spooning?  Twisted around into some kind of dual pretzel?  Don’t stress about it.  Just move into it.  This isn’t the time to try something new unless if just kind of happens that way.  Kudos to you if you’re an AM contortionist.

7. Don’t stress.

Yeah, your hair is a mess, your breath could kill a canary, you’ve got pillow creases on your cheeks, and neither of you should give a damn.  If you’re getting up early enough to get the kids to school and get yourself to work, it’s probably dark in the bedroom anyway.  Just enjoy each other.

You know what else is great about morning sex?  It gives your day a sexy start.  While you trudge through your day juggling numbers and counting beans, you thinking about getting home to your lover.  And it’s way more fun to think about going home to my lover than my husband or the father of my offspring, even though all titles apply.